meladoodle:

*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via discordandrhythm)

ravewulf:

This is all part of the same scene.

As in Derek is STILL impaled on that pipe for this whole discussion.

Jeff, why must you insist on torturing Derek (and us) to this degree?

ifeelbetterer:

thelibrarina:

#that bottom gif is killing me #bitch does it look like i’ve heard of the milennium falcon #i’m old as dicks #and got this bitch ass farmer hick motherfucker next to me #i will slap you and your big ass dog into both fucking suns so help me god han

Never getting over Obi-Wan’s unimpressed face.

I like how his face says clearly: have not heard of it, continue to not hear of it because I’m not listening

(Source: rachellweisz, via swingsetindecember)

kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man. 

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

is this real

yes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html

(Source: elenacupcakegilbert, via swingsetindecember)

protagonistes:

I do not think I have ever watched any supernatural show where I did not love the over-competent human sidekicks best.

(via fuckyeahteamhuman)

kickingshoes:

Basically

If you don’t like your beer cold and you have to warm it up before drinking, I don’t think we can be friends.

This is probably the main reason why me and my dad are not friends okay, this is a serious issue. 

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austingabe:

I want Danny to just w r e c k Ethan. Like emotionally and physically. I want him to ache when he’s away from Danny, n-e-e-d him by his side. I want him craving Danny’s touch and comfort to make him feel complete. I want him crying because he didn’t know it would be this way, and I want him begging for Danny to just come to their side quietly because he can’t kill him and he can’t kill his twin.

I want him to just break down and suffer.

I wholeheartedly want this to hurt.

(via swingsetindecember)

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